parents: hurry and dress up we're leaving in 10 minutes
me: *changes clothes and comes back 7 minutes later*
me: *sees parents haven't even dressed up*
parents: lol jk we're leaving tomorrow

j6:

demonicdorothy:

japanese dragon:

- long
- chill
- no wings
- legs
- moustache
- in the sea

chinese dragon:

- long
- p chill
- no wings
- legs often but not always
- impressive beard
- 9 is a big deal

european dragons:

- jerks
- breathing fire
- wings
- often actually a wyvern
- compulsive hoarding
- caves

slavic dragon:

- three fucking heads bro
- can you believe it
- wings and like
- 3 whole heads

leviathan:

- honestly probably just a whale and you should all chill 

American Dragon:

- jake long

karkats-screaming-tentadick:

hippopotthefuckingllamas:

So youre telling me an Onix alone couldn’t pull Charizard out of the pipe….

onix has 45 attack which is the same as butterfree he’s a weak ass motherfucker and couldn’t pull himself out of a wet paper bag.

karkats-screaming-tentadick:

hippopotthefuckingllamas:

So youre telling me an Onix alone couldn’t pull Charizard out of the pipe….

onix has 45 attack which is the same as butterfree he’s a weak ass motherfucker and couldn’t pull himself out of a wet paper bag.

fowler08:

howab0utn0:

"nobody fucking helps me in this house"

I’m laughing so hard at this

fowler08:

howab0utn0:

"nobody fucking helps me in this house"

I’m laughing so hard at this

dickraisin:

Bruce Wayne in Gotham Academy #1

komandr:

LEAKED: FIRST LOOK AT THE TITANS AS THEY WILL APPEAR IN THE NEW TITANS TV SHOW!!!!!!!!!!!!

thetallblacknerd:

ironicplanecrashes:

askgraphiteknight:

Wow.

what the fuck 

my brain hurts

I tried not to ship it.
me before becoming shipper trash (via spookiis)

songnumberthree:

k1mkardashian:

she went awf

#you do not understand white mom culture until you’ve watched this video

clannyphantom:

my bf told me a story about how when he was in the 7th grade he was really sick and almost died and had to stay in bed and no one came to see him on his birthday but his world of warcraft friends threw him a virtual party and if that doesnt warm your heart then idk what will

heart-filled-with-hope:

100 Reasons to Stay Alive~
Just a friendly reminder in case you had forgotten all of the wonderful little things that makes life worth the struggle~

Wrote up this list as an additional page on my blog and will be adding more as time goes on. If you have any suggestions you want to see on this list, feel free to message me. 

Life is worth it. 
I love you.

makos-lightningrod:

toph telling it like it is.

and korra being in complete denial with the sweat of realization.